Damn diggin the gold lip though..
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber
ask them to pronounce “unionized”
Holy fuck thats clever
It took me 5 minutes to get this
Perfection. Can I just have mine already?
"Numb" by Linkin Park
"Mr. Brightside" by The Killers
"Helena" by My Chemical Romance
"The Reason" by Hoobastank
"Since U Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson
"American Idiot" by Green Day
FUCK I’M OLD!
I wanna do cute stuff with you like fuck the shit out of you
whats the raddest aircraft
I’VE NEVER REBLOGGED ANYTHING SO FAST IN MY LIFE
What a time to be alive
people who skip through dialogue and cutscenes in new games
*likes your post but secretly likes you*
it sounds so bad but i think people underestimate how quickly i will stop talking/ avoid you if they treat me like shit lol
depending on the person they either mean everything or nothing